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/ A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)                                            \
|         -- by Charles Dickens                                            |
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|         A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just   |
|         like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean    |
|         lady who knits.                                                  |
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| Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)                                            |
|         -- by Fyodor Dostoevski                                          |
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|         A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later            |
|         feels guilty and apologizes.                                     |
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| The Odyssey LITE(tm)                                                     |
|         -- by Homer                                                      |
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\         After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home. /
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