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/ Q:      Why is Poland just like the United States?                      \
| A:      In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in   |
|         Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever |
|         you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.                |
\                 -- being told in Poland, 1987                           /
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