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/ We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength. But there was \
| also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a |
| French restaurant. [...] |
| I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk |
| white BMW and her Jordache smile. There had been a fight. I had punched her |
| boyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls. Everyone told him, "You ride the |
| bull, senor. You do not fight it." But he was lean and tough like a bad |
| rib-eye and he fought the bull. And then he fought me. And when we finished |
| there were no winners, just men doing what men must do. [...] |
| "Stop the car," the girl said. |
| There was a look of terrible sadness in her eyes. She knew about the |
| woman of the tollway. I knew not how. I started to speak, but she raised an |
| arm and spoke with a quiet and peace I will never forget. |
| "I do not ask for whom's the tollway belle," she said, "the tollway |
| belle's for thee." |
| The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie. |
| Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey |
| onto my granola and faced a new day. |
| -- Peter Applebome, International Imitation Hemingway |
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