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/ Q:      What's the contour integral around Western Europe?            \
| A:      Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!            |
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| Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they  |
|         are removable!                                                |
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| Q:      An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his      |
|         very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?          |
| A:      Yes, up to isomorphism!                                       |
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| Q:      What is a compact city?                                       |
| A:      It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted |
|         policemen!                                                    |
\                 -- Peter Lax                                          /
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