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/ The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first       \
| half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and           |
| pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who       |
| hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice      |
| for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time     |
| during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it    |
| but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know.                          |
\                 -- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. /
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