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/ Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever      \
| skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious     |
| to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an     |
| overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic      |
| apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless    |
| as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a            |
| steroid-free fitness center.                                                 |
\                 -- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. /
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