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/ Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining \
| ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror |
| to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the     |
| mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam    |
| in 1959.                                                                   |
|                 -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton    |
\                    bad fiction contest.                                    /
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